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How To Impress a Girl

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Category : Relationships
Rating : 0.00
Contributor : dpwco
Type : T


A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"


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