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Bill Gates and the End of the World
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Category : People
Rating : 0.00
Contributor : dpwco
Type : T
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God decides it's time to have to end the world.
He calls in Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates. He tells them that the world is going to end in seven days.
So Clinton goes to the American people, and Yeltsin goes to the Russian people, and they say:
"We have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is, there is a God. The bad news is, the end of the world is coming."
Bill Gates goes back to Microsoft and says:
"I have some good news, and some even better news. The good news is, I'm one of the three most important people on the earth,
and the even better news is, we don't have to fix Windows '95 !!"
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