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Brain Transplants

Joke Info
Category : Work
Rating : 4.00
Contributor : dpwco
Type : T


This guy heard the medical profession had perfected brain transplants now, and could make you whatever you wanted to be, so he went to his doctor and said:

"I want to be a doctor just like you."

The doctor said, "OK, no problem, that will cost $100,000".

The guy said, "That's too expensive, I can't afford that; how about making me a lawyer, they make alot of money".

The doctor said, "OK, no problem, that will cost $75,000".

The guy said, "I can't afford that either ..., well how about making me just a truck driver, they make good money".

The doctor said, "That will cost $1,000,000".

The guy said, "Wait a minute ..., I can be doctor for $100,000, and a lawyer for $75,000, but to be just a truck driver costs $1,000,000 ? Doctor you must have your figures wrong !!"

The doctor said, "Mister, ... do you realize how many truck drivers we have to go through just to get an ounce of brains".

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